This just in...

Life is so excellent it hurts.

I'm so happy that I'm on the verge of breaking down from the weight of so much happiness.

Swoon

Mandelbrot gave me his autograph.
THE Mandelbrot.
Benoît Mandelbrot.
Father of fractals.
I have his signature.
It's here.
Right in front of me.
On my Ig Nobel program.
He signed it.
Mandelbrot.

Excuse me while I go scream joyous screams of joyness until I explode from pure happiness...